Top Ten Secrets on How To Keep a Messy House, SOL#18

  1. Have a key person in the household go on vacation.
  2. Abandon all cleaning schedules & tidying routines along with your obsessive organization and spend as much time as possible with said person.
    1. Leave piles of clothing on the floor after returning home from adventures.
    2. Leave piles of dishes in the sink after eating together on the couch.
    3. Don't rearrange things in the fridge to be just the way you like them after all of the leftovers are shoved in.
    4. Tackle house projects that leave all kinds of messy debris.
    5. Don't run the washing machine for an entire week.
    6. Pretend not to notice the stack of junk mail.
    7. Leave your school bags at the door without even unpacking.
    8. Use the sheets and towels just a few days longer than you're used to.
    *But, honestly, just refer to #1

    Comments

    1. Leigh Anne EckMarch 18, 2022 at 7:28 AM

      How sad is it that I can realate to this!?! :) So guilty of #3!

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    2. Sioux RoslawskiMarch 18, 2022 at 9:34 AM

      Add, "Do a $hitload of work for a writing organization, which results in the house chores getting set aside."

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    3. ShaistaMarch 18, 2022 at 12:28 PM

      Which is why the "key person" in the house ends up not going away on vacation separately! :-(

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